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2005 Vintage: The Constantines Cigarettes

Why Keanu Reeves? For proving that fighting demons is 10% exorcism and 90% looking cool while flicking a lighter in the rain.

Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger11/20/2002 06:05M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Home_Alone_Kevin05/05/2013 04:26Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Nsync_Justin08/07/2003 03:21Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Harry_Potter_Ron05/20/1997 03:11Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Hellboy_Red05/18/2005 15:30I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/22/2015 02:07You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Animorphs_X01/02/1999 19:41I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Hansel_So_Hot09/04/2014 04:10That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Lag_Victim_0103/17/2009 00:18I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Keep_Calm_Fan01/08/2001 01:18Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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