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2013 Vintage: The Conclusion of the 2013 Archive

Why was it a transition year? Because the kings of the past were handing over the keys to the kings of the future—and the future looked very bright.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition
In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »
2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wrexham" Movie
Why was there a film crew on the pitch? Because the documentary b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" Champions League Format
Why were we still confused? Because in 2025, nobody actually knew...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pat Mahomes "Voice"
Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.101/07/2008 17:11Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@SpiceGirls_Fan05/31/2011 04:15Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings11/26/2009 10:48One joke to rule them all!
@Ancient_Aliens_G04/05/2011 23:07I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Banner_Exchange05/13/2002 12:48Click my banner for more laughs!
@Reddit_Original08/28/2000 14:26The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Shut_Up_Money07/19/1998 01:38Shut up and take my laughter!

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