1996 Vintage: The Computer Mouse

Why was the dad’s computer mouse so tired? Because it had too many “clicks” on its odometer.

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@ICQ_Master9910/23/2002 22:46Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@CyberSteve10/08/2011 02:53Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Net_Neutral_9508/25/2008 18:14This is why we need the internet.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker11/30/2005 22:11Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione07/12/2001 06:25It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Brazil_Terry_G08/14/2009 12:55Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Jackass_Johnny02/02/1996 19:28Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!