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1999 Legacy: The Colon

 I’m a doctor. I’m just looking inside.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher01/04/2012 12:12As if! This is too funny.
@Gladiator_Proximo04/19/2004 06:24Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Confused_Travolta08/02/1997 02:13Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@IMVU_Chatter04/09/2009 00:463D laughs are the best!
@Rage_Comic_Fan01/15/2001 19:33FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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