Why was the car sideways? Because it was 1995, and “Subaru Blue” was the only color that mattered in the mud of the World Rally Championship.
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A man joins a soccer team...
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The Chess Athlete
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Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
There is a joke in my boot!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!