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1995 Vintage: The Coffee Shop Bloom

 Suddenly, everyone is a “barista” and we’re paying three dollars for coffee just because it has foam on it and the shop plays a cello CD.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sion_Partier12/26/1996 12:42The last city on Earth loves this one!
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