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2011 Vintage: The Coffee Price

 Why did the lawyer sue the $8 cold brew? He claimed the ice was “filling up billable volume.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Linux_Distro_Fan03/21/2013 11:52Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
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