Why was the coffee maker so proud? It was “brewing” something special.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
The farce is strong with this one!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
One does not simply read one joke.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I should make a game about this joke.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.