Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day.
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
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Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
... (Laughter in silence).
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!