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1995 Classic: The “Clueless” Movie

Why was “As if!” the only response? Because Cher Horowitz taught us that being “clueless” was actually a very sophisticated social strategy.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Blade_Runner_201908/08/2012 18:13All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Wrestling_Nut02/25/2015 14:35Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Magic_SchoolBus08/14/2004 14:41Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Ninja_Turtle_R01/28/2002 20:34Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Overly_Attached02/01/2002 14:08I’m watching you... read this joke!
@StrongBad_Mail12/08/2013 10:56I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@No_Way_Jose08/15/1995 12:44No way! That’s too much!
@Net_Neutrality09/01/2006 08:24Equality for all jokes!

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