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2023 Legacy: The Closing Argument

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Custom GPT.”

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
 A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
 A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
 A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
 A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
 In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

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The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
 A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
 A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Futurama_Bender05/07/1998 01:45Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Spice_Girl_Posh05/21/2011 23:27Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Titanic_Jack11/23/2003 03:25I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Myspace_First_Friend11/29/2005 22:10I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Student_Life_0108/21/2013 03:59Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@CSS_Master_9909/25/2002 07:23Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Jordan_Fan_2302/24/2007 16:50Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Hamster_Dance_X07/04/2008 01:02Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan05/28/2011 00:10My fist is clenched... with joy!

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