Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Custom GPT.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
My fist is clenched... with joy!