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Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s offspring.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken11/12/2003 19:54Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Forrest_Gump_8810/22/1998 00:42Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/14/2000 10:26One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@DotCom_Survivor02/19/2002 16:24I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Talladega_N_R08/11/2006 12:17If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Cal_Naughton_Jr01/12/1995 09:33The magic man... is laughing!

@Slashdot_Effect12/24/2006 07:11We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!