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2001 Archive: The Clippy Sermon Hijack

The pastor screaming at the office desktop computer because the animated paperclip helper keeps interrupting his typing to ask if he is trying to write a Sunday homily.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Full_House_Michelle04/03/2010 02:52You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Bluetooth_Bot07/03/2000 00:33Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Brazil_Terry_G05/06/1997 13:00Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Snatch_Mickey01/09/2015 11:34Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Dr_Evil_Pinky10/09/2012 04:42One billion... laughs!
@AllYourBase_9910/05/2003 18:08All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Cool_Story_Bro03/06/2011 02:57Actually, it IS a cool story!

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