1996 Legacy: The Cider

A guy orders a cider. The bartender asks, “Hard or soft?” The guy says, “Hard. I’ve had a long day.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@SoundBlaster_1607/02/2000 10:00I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Vaporwave_Original03/15/2014 19:36Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Blade_Runner_201901/05/2014 18:34All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Fargo_Marge04/02/2009 22:52Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Nu_Metal_Kid08/13/2005 16:25I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Goonies_Never_D04/10/2007 21:49Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Ring_Member_9807/09/1998 11:01Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@LiveJournal_Deep08/07/1995 06:09Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Illidan_Blind01/08/2004 12:10I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!