Why did the lawyer get fined by the judge? Because he asked AI for a precedent, and ChatGPT cited Smith v. The Matrix—a case that only exists in a server in California.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Deal with it. This is gold.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.