Why was the cereal so quiet? It was “cereal-ously” tired.
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I see funny people... everywhere!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!