Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Cybertruck looks like a low-poly video game!
Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Robin
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2025 Legacy: The Neural
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2025 Legacy: The Needle
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2025 Classic: The Donut
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2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
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42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.