Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but I’m still knocking!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
That was super fast and super funny!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
You must construct additional laughs!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Problem? No, just laughs!