1995 Archive: The Car Phone Antenna

There’s a special kind of 1995 wealth that involves having a fake cellular antenna glued to your back window just to look important in traffic.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

I just saw a realistic video of a cat flying a plane. I can no l...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

@Napster_King04/01/2009 01:17I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Encarta_User06/17/1998 05:25I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Burning_CDs05/08/2011 18:59I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club04/29/2014 02:25A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Mean_Girls_Regina08/13/1997 18:16Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Napster_User_9902/18/2000 19:24Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Better_Off_Dead11/10/1996 06:54I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@One_Does_Not_S12/21/1998 19:06One does not simply read one joke.