Every car in the parking lot is screaming, and not a single person is looking to see if one is actually being stolen.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
We created a monster... of a joke!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.