She hates digital cameras. “They’re too fast,” she says. “I need a camera that gives me time to prepare my ‘disappointed’ face.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2014 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his Christmas lights were "trying too hard to be the North Star."Part of t... read more »
She told the neighbor his Christmas lights were "trying too hard to be the North Star."Part of t... read more »
2. 2013 Legacy: The Sitcom
She says Orange Is the New Black is what I’ll be wearing if I don't stop being "sarcastic about ... read more »
She says Orange Is the New Black is what I’ll be wearing if I don't stop being "sarcastic about ... read more »
3. 1996 Vintage: The Wedding Video
She watches our wedding video in reverse so she can see her daughter "getting her freedom back."... read more »
She watches our wedding video in reverse so she can see her daughter "getting her freedom back."... read more »
4. 1999 Vintage: The Laptop Case
She uses her laptop case as a footstool. She says it’s the most useful thing a computer has ever... read more »
She uses her laptop case as a footstool. She says it’s the most useful thing a computer has ever... read more »
5. 2005 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Told Me
My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. So I put her on a deck of cards ... read more »
My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. So I put her on a deck of cards ... read more »
6. 2024 Legacy: The Diary
Her diary entry: "Day 5. The son-in-law tried to explain 'Sora.' I told him he’s been living in ... read more »
Her diary entry: "Day 5. The son-in-law tried to explain 'Sora.' I told him he’s been living in ... read more »
7. 2010 Vintage: The Bluetooth
She thinks Bluetooth is a sign of a weak immune system.Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2... read more »
She thinks Bluetooth is a sign of a weak immune system.Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2... read more »
8. 1997 Archive: The Gift
I gave her a gift certificate for a spa. She asked if I was "trying to tell her she looks stress... read more »
I gave her a gift certificate for a spa. She asked if I was "trying to tell her she looks stress... read more »
9. 1997 Vintage: The Cloning
They cloned a sheep in 1997. My mother-in-law is terrified they’ll clone me; she says one versio... read more »
They cloned a sheep in 1997. My mother-in-law is terrified they’ll clone me; she says one versio... read more »
10. 2001 Vintage: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his lawn was "an insult to the concept of green."Part of the 57 Mother-in-... read more »
She told the neighbor his lawn was "an insult to the concept of green."Part of the 57 Mother-in-... read more »
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