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2007 Archive: The “Buy U a Drank” T-Pain

 Auto-tune is no longer a tool; it’s a lifestyle. T-Pain is the robot king of 2007.

Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified

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@Ebay_Sniper04/26/2010 12:13Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Cheers_Norm08/11/2007 00:09Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/25/1998 11:08Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Rewritable_CD01/10/2008 04:40I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@SoulSeek_Fan07/21/2004 23:47Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Trainspotting_Rent09/23/2010 10:05Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Borat_Very_Nice05/06/2001 20:42Very nice! Great success!
@Liger_Owner_X05/07/2002 13:33It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Numa_Numa_Guy09/05/2015 22:02Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

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