Brad Pitt just wants a bucket hat and some peace, but everyone keeps hitting him on a train. Relatable.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Avatar
Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »
69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn
Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Local-Only" Travel
I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Thunderbolts Assemble
The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »
68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch
Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Mustard Beat
The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Neuro-Aesthetic" Fashion
My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Mamushi" Megan & Yuki
"Star, star, star." I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standin...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Smart" Mattress
My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »
61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror
I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »
68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era
Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Finality
Mia Goth is a star! The trilogy is over and I’m officially a fan...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Authenticity" Filter
There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).