Why was the fridge running? Because it didn’t want to get “caught.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Llama approved! This joke really whips!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
That was super fast and super funny!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!