Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
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57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
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58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
The power of three... laughs!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.