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2001 Classic: The British “Operation Veritas”

Why the name? Because “Operation We Are Also Here To Help” didn’t sound cool enough for the Royal Navy.

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@ICQ_Flower05/17/2014 10:52The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Sid_Meier_Fan01/10/2010 17:28Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Married_With_Kids01/04/2013 22:50Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Fargo_Marge05/01/2001 13:33Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/06/2000 06:50You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro07/17/1998 09:55Just landed a 900 while reading this!
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