2003 Vintage: The “Bring Me to Life” Wake Up

Evanescence has made sure that every moody teenager in 2003 is currently shouting “SAVE ME” from their bedroom window.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

I’ve been killed by a "Lion Dancer" 50 times. I’m currently cryi...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

She’s the queen of the "Whisper-Pop" yearning.Part of the 78 Obs...read more »

@Gremlins_Gizmo11/17/2012 22:46Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Sixteen_Candles04/16/2015 16:06I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Orange_Mocha_F04/14/2013 00:51Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Nyan_Cat_Space03/28/2013 23:23Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Hacktivist_Fan12/10/1999 07:45Hacking into the comedy mainframe.