Why are men like Bridget Jones? They spend half their time worrying about their weight and the other half wondering why they’re still single while holding a giant tub of ice cream.
Part of the 51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Met Gala 2025
"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
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The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
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2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Super green! Hilarious!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!