A woman orders a drink and says, “I wish to be courted by a Duke.” The bartender hands her a gin and tonic and says, “The best I can do is a guy named Duke who works at the car wash. He’s at the end of the bar.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Whiskey Sour
"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.