“I’m a negotiator!” “Negotiate the kids into bed and then we’ll talk about your spy status.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!