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2007 Legacy: The Breakthrough

“I feel better!” “That’s because the session is over.”

Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dentist
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The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
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The Broken Leg
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2025 Archive: The Pager
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The Expensive Stethoscope
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The Invisible Patient
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The Modern Surgeon
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red06/28/2013 23:43It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Rewritable_CD07/02/1998 08:42I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Snatch_Mickey02/21/2007 23:12Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@LiveJournal_Deep07/20/2011 08:00Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Hi5_Pro_User09/29/2007 02:58High five for this joke!
@Fred_Channel_0609/29/2014 13:14HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Hat_Tip_Sir11/25/1995 20:58M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Streamer_Pro_9906/22/2008 22:57Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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