“I feel better!” “That’s because the session is over.”
Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dentist
"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
High five for this joke!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Thanks for the donation and the joke!