Why was Neymar crying at the Maracanã? Because he finally won the one trophy Brazil was missing, getting revenge for the 2014 nightmare.
Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
The Golf Divorce
A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Victor Wembanyama "MVP" Talk
Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his ...read more »
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Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Beer" in the Stands (Premier League)
Why were the fans so happy? Because they were testing the right t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »
A man joins a soccer team...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.