Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.”
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
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Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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