Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get some “shredded” lettuce.
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
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It lost all its contacts.read more »
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Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
This is the future of humor!
Taking a photo of me laughing!