Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt “crumb-y.”
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There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
The power of three... laughs!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Deal with it. This is gold.