Why did the broom go to the 2018 party? To sweep the dance floor.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.