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A guy sits at the bar for 12 years. The bartender says, “You’ve grown so much, but you still haven’t tipped.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

"Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »

A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

@Hercules_Xena06/21/2009 22:29By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Forrest_Gump_Running06/28/2001 00:54Laughing is as laughing does.

@Green_Day_Fan02/13/2014 11:54Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Bill_Nye_Fan08/12/2015 13:52Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Pedro_For_Pres10/31/2000 17:09Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Hide_The_Pain_H12/17/2003 07:06I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Distracted_Boy03/10/2000 03:07Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Best_Viewed_IE412/08/2005 08:14Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Midi_Background08/25/2004 10:46Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!