2019 Legacy: The Bottle Opener

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club04/12/2009 05:28A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Scream_Ghostface01/31/1996 20:31Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Jordan_Fan_2308/30/2001 03:49Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Woman_Yelling_C09/11/2005 22:21The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Last_Commenter11/29/2001 10:07Saving the best laugh for last!