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A British guy walks in and out three times. “I’m in! I’m out! I’m shaking hands! I’m staying home!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

@Backstreet_Fan09/26/2015 17:23I want it that way... the funny way!

@Spice_Girl_Posh09/24/2001 11:49Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Floppy_Fanatic11/03/2002 01:03Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@StoneCold_31611/29/2003 14:13And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Rocket_Power_9906/09/2001 00:26We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Bad_Luck_Brian10/22/2005 16:49Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@IMVU_Chatter03/03/2012 03:143D laughs are the best!