“Very nice!” If I hear one more person say “My wife!” in a Kazakh accent, I’m going to personally ban gray suits and oversized mustaches.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
RT if you think this is funny!