2025 Archive: The “Bones or No Bones” Pug

If it’s a “No Bones” day, the bulb is staying in the box.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Fresh_Prince_Will09/02/1997 17:00Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Forrest_Gump_Running01/27/2005 20:08Laughing is as laughing does.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette09/29/2002 23:08I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Voodoo_3dfx07/19/2006 04:59The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry02/20/2012 14:01In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Anchorman_Ron10/30/2011 08:14I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Baxter_The_Dog01/23/2006 23:05Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Talladega_N_R11/19/2007 18:44If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).