Why did the lawyer start wearing a Bluetooth earpiece? So he could look like he was talking to a client while actually arguing with his mom about his laundry.
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
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