2012 Legacy: The Blood Pressure

It hit 190 when the doctor said his ‘Paperless’ system just deleted my 2011 records.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/16/2015 03:37I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Ermahgerd_Girl03/08/2013 00:44ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Streamer_Pro_9906/24/2013 04:27Thanks for the donation and the joke!