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2011 Archive: The Blood Pressure

It hit 190 when the doctor said his new ‘Paperless Office’ means I have to fill out everything on a touch-screen that doesn’t work.

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
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59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
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62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9707/24/2009 14:32Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Myspace_Tom08/16/2002 22:05I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Fresh_Prince_9012/09/1998 17:12In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Men_In_Black_J01/10/1997 07:42Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Hercules_Xena01/09/2012 14:54By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Neo_The_One07/28/2003 16:34I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs06/22/1998 10:30Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@CompuServe_Classic02/02/1998 16:48Premium humor for premium members.
@Trogdor_Burn12/09/2009 11:00Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Smosh_Old_School03/28/2000 04:31Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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