It hit 190 when the doctor said his new ‘Paperless Office’ means I have to fill out everything on a touch-screen that doesn’t work.
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision
"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vitamin
"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
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