1997 Archive: The Blood Pressure

It went up the moment I saw the “Payment Due” sign. The doctor said, “Perfect, the equipment works!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

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In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

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Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

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It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

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Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

@Burning_CDs06/05/2007 21:55I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan07/03/2010 07:50Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Space_Background09/23/2010 14:25The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Smosh_Old_School10/27/1996 11:53Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@iPhone_User_0702/18/2000 00:15There’s an app for that? No, just this site!