2008 Legacy: The “Bleeding Love” Leona Lewis

She’s been bleeding love for six months on the radio. Someone please give her a bandage and a new playlist.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »

Billie Eilish is making me feel things about love again. 2024 is...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan09/10/1996 11:42Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Titanic_Jack11/16/2014 19:27I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Pentium_Power04/25/2000 22:10My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Binary_Boy02/22/2014 22:2301001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Aliens_Guy_Hair12/22/1997 17:52I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Futurama_Fry_M10/11/2014 15:22Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.