Why Wesley Snipes? Because he proved that Marvel movies could actually be cool, dark, and profitable, as long as the lead actor never blinked and wore a lot of leather.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.