“I’m never going to SeaWorld again!” “You haven’t been to SeaWorld in 15 years, Dave. Your protest is slightly late.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Letting this joke through the port.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
This joke is an Epic Win!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!