Why was the businessman uncle so distracted? Because he had a device that allowed him to read text on a screen the size of a postage stamp.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Classic. Simply classic.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
This is the future of humor!