Why did the lawyer represent the ballerina? He argued that “hallucinating a rival” is a standard workplace stressor in the legal field.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
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The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
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In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
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A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
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Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
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Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
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I’ll be back... to read this again.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.